*tries to write this stupid paper*
Mood:

Frustrated
Listening to: Rurutia - Rika Ga Chitte Mo
Reading: My Literature book...D:
So at the beginning of the year, my Pre-AP English class had to write four papers: Narrative, Descriptive, Cause And Effect/Definition (You could choose either), and Persuasive.
Now, we have to take one of those papers out and rewrite it--or so we thought. Instead, the teacher picked up all the papers and distributed them randomly throughout the class. Now everyone gets to rewrite someone else's paper, and you need to get your voice through the paper while keeping the same idea as the original copy. Except ME.
We were supposed to get our worst paper out, but on all my papers, I got a: 90, 98, 100, and 100. I couldn't find my 90 paper and my 98 paper was only a 98 because I put the word "poo" in there and she took off two points. SO...she said that my papers were already "perfect" and that I have an amazing talent of putting my voice into my papers. So if anyone had to rewrite my paper, it would be difficult to make it better and to put their voice in there without destroying mine. D: So I got a "special" assignment.
I have to write an analysis paper critique-ing what I think of the assignment where one student rewrites another's paper. I told her that I could sum it up into two words: Conspiracy and stupid. She told me, "Good. Now make that a page long paper."
D: Hocrap. This will suck. Not only that, I have to write it without ANY DEAD WORDS!!! The words not allowed to use [dead words] are:
pretty, bad, say, big, sad, good, said, like, think, happy, get, go, nice, love, hate, gonna, going to, a lot, seen, saw, see, got, very, also, too, went, little, thing, stuff, feel, most, many, much, few, some, am, is, are, was, were, have, has, had, can, could, shall, should, will, would, do, did, does, may, might, must, be, being, been, and all contractions.
Hocrap. This sucks. Apparently, "talent" at writing is my punishment. Or so the teacher tells me.
*fume*